Year 3000, post nuclear war
Archaeological mission in Norway
The man with the brown hat made quite a finding
Excited, he shouted to the others
Hastily they ran to his hole, they had no clue what was coming
And soon they had drowned in a pool of fangs and blood
The living dead beavers sang a stupid song
And the next day the newspaper said
"ARCHEOLOGICAL FINDINGS INDICATED THAT BEAVERS WERE EATING HUMANS BUT THE BEAVERS WERE FOR UNKNOWN REASONS ZOMBIES SO EVERYONE DIED"