DAMnation, by Belarus Beaver

DAMnation

by Belarus Beaver

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1.	Devoured By Beaver 02:10	lyrics	buy track
A beaver said to me: I will eat all your friends I'll eat all of your neighbourhood And destroy your weekends I'll eat your whole family Aand your house as well DEVOURED BY BEAVER When you go to bed at night you will dream of your own blood
2.	N.I.Beaver 01:34	lyrics	buy track
Sacred breeding grounds Desecrated by fishermen and hunters Beneath the surface they dwell With massive fangs ready to strike Bloodstained thick fur Frothing rage unleashed A furious defensive rampage Fight for life and to the death Beavers unleashed Mankind defeated Nativity in beaver
3.	Rising Beaver 02:04	lyrics	buy track
Gnawing on bones and skulls Only beavers no sea gulls Building dams of flesh and guns You wont be saved by priests or nuns They don't care if you're black or white They will kill you with all their might Beavers never discriminate In every way you'll feel their hate Beavers will rise They will eat you and your lies BEAVER BEAVER BEAVER BEAVER BEAVER BEAVER BEAVER BEAVER BEAVER BEAVER BEAVER BEAVER BEAVER BEAVER BEAVER BEAVER GRIND
4.	Rodent Rampage 02:07	lyrics	buy track
Rodent rampage Rodent rampage Rodent rampage Rodent rampage Swarming the forest, disturbed from their ancient slumber Agitated, rabid and with an endless hunger Deforestation and de-humanation No survivors to tell the tale when the beaver hive came to life Rodent rampage Rodent rampage Rodent rampage Rodent rampage Rampaging rodents killing everything in their path Nothing can stop them, nothing can prepare For the fury of millions of sharp fangs Gnawing through wood and lumber Skin and tissue Flesh and bone
5.	Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From Beavers Who Are In The Water 01:26	lyrics	buy track
Beavers in Egypt Beavers built the pyramids Beaver is Pharao
6.	DAMnation 01:14	lyrics	buy track
Human filth littering our lands You do not belong here Our ancestors walked these lands And we shall reclaim it for our beaverkind Our mighty forests shall cover the earth Dam from pole to pole Humanity enslaved Drones under the Rodent Queen
7.	Two Beavers To Midnight 01:48	lyrics	buy track
Walking in a slumber forest Feel the calm in the air Whistling on a silly tune Twisting curls in my hair Hearing rustles from a bush While walking next to a flood I feel the shivers down my spine when I see orange fangs, covered by BLOOD! TWO BEAVERS TO MIDNIGHT! NO HOPE IN SIGHT! TWO BEAVERS TO MIDNIGHT!
8.	Let There Be Stock 01:23	lyrics	buy track
A beaver brown and cute He's in his birthday suit He runs towards your feet You think "this guy looks neat" His fur is soft and warm(s) You want him in your arm(s) On your face a foolish grin Next second he's destroying your SKIN! LET THERE BE STOCK THEY'LL EAT YOUR COCK BEAVERS WILL BE FED YOU WILL BE DEAD
9.	Beaver Smashed Face 01:14	lyrics	buy track
BEAVER SMASHED FACE
10.	Archeological Findings Indicated That Beavers Were Eating Humans But The Beavers Were For Unknown Reasons Zombies So Everyone Died 02:05	lyrics	buy track
Year 3000, post nuclear war Archaeological mission in Norway The man with the brown hat made quite a finding Excited, he shouted to the others Hastily they ran to his hole, they had no clue what was coming And soon they had drowned in a pool of fangs and blood The living dead beavers sang a stupid song And the next day the newspaper said "ARCHEOLOGICAL FINDINGS INDICATED THAT BEAVERS WERE EATING HUMANS BUT THE BEAVERS WERE FOR UNKNOWN REASONS ZOMBIES SO EVERYONE DIED"
11.	I Got Wood 00:15	lyrics	buy track
I got wood Eaten by a beaver with an ugly hat on his head I got wood Fuck you and your friends because the beaverkind will rule the world
12.	Genus Castor 04:30	lyrics	buy track
Important knowledge about beavers.